Friday, October 24, 2008

saye kt rumah!!!

yay!!!!

saye kt rumah!!!
tp ade ibu n ayah je.. utih!!!! alang!!!!! cepat la blk!!!!!
da bley berhenternet n berym dgn anda manda!!!ryndu!!!!

kym....
poskad anda sgt seksi!!! hot gittew!! membuatkan hati saye membare mare nk g uk next year!! doakan!!1 harus dpt 90++ exam january nyh!!!!!

wah!! saye sgt perlu pergi..walau setaun je!!!! sgt perlu 1st class degree!!!
kerane felda telah memulekan kekejaman teramat!!!!

owh yaa....
to fadzeana abd rais

fadz!!!!! stop googling my name!!!!!!
stop stalking my blog!!!!!


i mean...
just don't read tru my blog fadz...
just stop now.. or u will see the ms hyde inside me....ahahahahhahaa...

fadz...
jgn bace occay... stop....
close this page occay!!!!!

jgn bace ye.... nnt i masak pasta 4 u..hohohoohoh.....


wan, kad raye anda da sampai!!!
aah... xlawa la kad uk..ohohohoho...eyt, kem slm juta2 kt che nad.... ckp slamat berbio selamenye!! rindu classmate bio..owh....

kak qui dear!!!! owh..kad raye anda sgt hot occay!!!
slm fr monash gittew!!!!!
bulan 11 nyh afta abes wat coursework n presentation fza turun kl occay!!!!

kite berfoye2 wif lawlaw dear n pam pumkin luv... hohohoho......

owh ye...
ape perlu kite wat bile kene tipu?? or better, ape yg kite patut wat to org yg tipu kite??
hmm....

1- bunuh n campak dalam lake kt uni.. xpon bunuh n cincang2 daging beliau..bg itik makan..hohoho
2-bunuh n campak kat paye kt bridge tepi rumah bg biawak n ikan makan..eyh..ikan makan daging ke??
3-sepak beliau sepuas hati
4-sumpah beliau jadi peti ais..da la peti ais kt rumah slalu penuh..hohoho...
4-sumpah jadi mesin basuh baju...xyah penat2 saye basuh baju!!hohoho
5-sumpah jadi iphone mahupon ipod nano atau pon laptop apple..ahahahhaha..sgt best!!
6-sumpah jd astro..bley tgk tv..kan fadz kn??kn??
7-sumpah jadi sesumpah!! puas ati saye!!!ohohohoho..nk tipu sgt!!!

ape lg ye??? klu korg nk wat ape ar?? bagi idea sket....
ohohohooho..ye...saye kejam!!!hohoho

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

i've been cheated!!

argh!!!!1

i've been cheated ari sabtu ari tuh..
tym g tesco... tension!!!!
siput!! xngaku tue!! sudala.....

nway, tesco kajang xbes...
xbes...
da la saye telepas bus 1st...pastuh siap kne tipu lg dlm bus... ciss.....owh...hati saye membare mare....

blk2 je tgk ade kenduri viatnamese kt rumah..
da tuh masak hati, paru , jantung lembu...uwa!!!1 nox......

n....
ade abg vietnamese nyh muke die sebijik sejibun mcm muke akak fer...owh...rindu akak fer...muahmuahmuah...wahahahahaha....

owh ya...
aritu blaja psl bacteria....
klu korg sume nk tawu...
probiotic yg diorg sgt banggekan kt dlm sus baby tuh...originated from bacteria yg dpt fr ciken gut!! iyyyewwww....

kt upm, nk wat bacteria tuh..diorg amek kt baby nappies...owh!!!!!!
xrela!!!!

so...
nnt korg da de baby sile la breast feed mereke....
baby akan lebih sihat dr sumber yg sihat!!wahahahahha..plus...membreast feed baby akan menjadikan anda slim n maintain chantekk mcm akak fer!! ohohohoho... so atirah..anda tidak lg memerlukan maryfrance bodyline!! ahahahahha...

p/s atirr... jage akak fer baek2 occay...... =]

arituh ade lab!! kne jln jauh gile nk g research centre!!!
ade la 1.5km..ohohohoho...penat nox!!!

tp best!! lab tuh baru..kitorg first yg gune...

arituh wat tissue culture!!!best!!!
nk masuk dlm tuh kne lalu ade chamber. name die lamina air flow...
nk lalu wajib pakai lab coat..n labcoat die macam chef punye leher, tp panjang..pastuh kat tgn die ade cuff...

airflow tuh hanye utk membuang segale male bacteria2 o organism yg melekat kt baju kitorg!!! kire mandi angin la...sgt syok!!1 ohohoho...
pastuh nk msk lab 4 tissue culture again, kne lalu air flow, n=but this tym kne pakai plastik cover kasut..saye rase sgt macam alien!! hohoho...

eyh..nk g klas..nnt sambung..babai!!!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

saye bz!!

saye bz mizi!!!

tgh curik2 wat blog tym wat coursework dgn rakan2...

td saye dtg class lambat sbb igt class stat cam bese kol 10..skali tuh class start kul 9!!hahaha..

nsb bek saye da siap pack lunch ngan siapkan beg..
kul 9 zi wei msg..ckp class da stat..hahahaha....

nsb xbek sbb saye kne lari g class n sampai 9.16..lg xbek sbb saye xsempat mandi pon!! ahahahahahha...merase sgt la cam kt uk g class xmandi..hohohohoho...

nsb bek sbb saye da sembur perfume byk2...ahhahahahahaha..

nsb bek perfume itteww bau die tahan lame...

nsb bek org seblah..belakang depan saye xmati!!!ahahahhahaha

mereke x tahu..huhuhuhuhu....

k...sye sibuk...esok xde class tp nk g campus sbb nk wat coursework lg...
sabtu nk g tesco...
ahad kne cover blk sume subjects...byk notes kne wat n byk self study materials yg kne cari...

wan call saye pg td..kul 3 lebey..hohoho..wan..saye shentakan anda..poskad ittew dah sampai..kym pnye blom..

eyt firdaus amaran!! mane adiah saye?? ya fahri..poskad ana??? ciss...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

you r fiza rite?

ohohohohohoho..

saye mmg da dilahirkan utk selalu memalukan diri!!!
huwa....

smalm afta lunch saye n rakan2 g la library..
so saye g la cari buku..xde motif len..
tgh2 saye cari buku tuh tetibe ade sorg mamat african nyh g tegur

mamat- you r fiza rite?
saye- erm yes..owh so u r galle (kakak botswana) fren i suppose??
mamat- er...
govinda- stephen la..
saye- ?? hey..how do u noe my name??
mamat- erm..becoz we r in the same class...im stephen micah..
saye- owh..im so sorry..( mak malu gile amat tym tuh..pengumpulan lipid dgn extreme kt muke saye)...i just dont quite realise..hehehe..
- and acually im quite confused here..
u noe..i do sumtimes find african people look quite the same.. i mean..difficult to differentiate..
govinda kt blakang da gelak2 da..sipot tol govinda..xgune..
hahaha..tuh sume alasan smate2....saye xprasan pon tu die..tp yg sgt malu sbb kt klas tuh ade 24 org je...international ade 4 je..vipul fr india..sulochana sri lanka..silma mauritious, meisoon sudan n mamat tuh fr nigeria!!

ahahahahhaha...

well..sorry...sape suh xglam dlm class...sape suh duk blakang...mane la saye nk tengok2 blakang..n..sape suh xhot??mane nk saye prasan..hohohoho....

still..saye sgt malu..da la 1 class..hoho..apepon..n mengubat hati mamat yg berduke sbb saye xknal beliau tuh aye pon chat few lines la ngan die..pastuh trus bla..sebab?

1- ibu ckp don't be too nice too mereke...i mean..just dont be nice..sbb arituh saye blk sorg2 fr library saye da kne kacau ok...mereke yg mengacau siap ckp, hey, i think u look beautiful without ur scarf.. kn ke xgune tuh!!!! n dgn org vietnam pon jgn..they will take advantage on us..
da la diorg men gune je kuali pinggan sudu garfu minyak masak saye!!da tuh xbersih plak tuh..mangkuk sungguh mereke!!faham x brg org xleh gune suke ati tok ngah korg???

GERAM SGT!!!!

now saye da pindah sume brg g atas..puas ati saye!!!pasnyh ayah ckp nk blikan electric stove..xyah masak kt bawah lg..hohoho..dengki..ye la..da la diorg makan pork n brg2 hebat tuh..mane le tawu diorg masak mende tuh plak..ciss..

2- kat rak uh buku da xde pon..sume da kne pinjam..nk pinjam pon da berduyun2 yg request..ciss...

3- saye xthn nk ketawe sbb malu...hohohoho....

nway..las week saye sempat masak spaghetti, ciken sup,sambal ikan bilis n ayam msk merah..hohoho....
n bile saye masak spaghetti tuh..esok die tetibe satu rumah masak mende tuh..ya ampun....
kakak botswana..ivy ngan wei wei pastuh minah vietnam yg siap bwk 10 org sbb nk msk mende tuh...

ayyoyoyoyoyo....tapi ini menjadi bukti yg saye ade da master the art of influencing..hahaha..
well...they adored my food...hoho...perasan je....

nnt2 saye post resepi..mudah senang cepat dan sedap!!! skrg bz..ade coursework ngan berjuta kne bace sbb handout tuh cover 30% je..sket kn??? huwa... next week start class n individual presentation.....

fza....
stay away fr all the games !!!!

mlm nyh ade usrah...jumaat ade xde class..igt kn nk blk on thursday..tp ade study gp n ptg tuh ade club meeting...hmm...next week la blk..blk raye deepavali la saye..hohohoho....
time kaseyh pade rakan2 yg menghantar kad o oskad..kak raye anda dlm proses..xjupe stem lg..hehehe

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

On top of the world (only tiny miny part to be precise)

Yeah! We conquered broga hill in 50 minutes!!!

It was full of adventurous steep and slippery track and lots of fun too..extremely..
It was unofficial biosciences field trip actually which only consist of 16 people je... We just climb up and enjoy the sightseeing without bringing back any plant sample or even new species or new knowledge..hohoho..

At first I thought it gonna be an easy peasy track with steps or so but then.. it’s terrible I have to say..worse than FRIM kepong and even worse than gunung angsi..

Xgune..almost jatuh and I go stuck when climb up and CK help me to come down again..malu je..bajet nk tunjuk hero clim up 1st while others were having rest..then xbley panjat..ciss…

The half part of the hill is actually bit of oil palm plantation with jungle and other part is grassy and have many big rocks.

So..we got tanned as the top is grassy without any higher plant..not gymnosperm, nor angiosperm.. just grass and rocks..da la bau tanah 1 badan, pastuh panas plak tuh..balik2 je fadz ckp – u look darker..ciss..nway, it’s a proven that I do something outdoor..hoho..

From top we manage to see campus, our blue facade!! Bioscience building actually!! So proud of it… broga town, seriously, it doesn’t look like town..kampung is much suits broga..hehehe… semenyih town and kajang as well!!!

Can hear the unim bell up there..it suprises us a lot!until up ??…wow..

But the best part, marcus sanggup tinggalkan his bioscience tshirt as flag!! Wohohoho…

after taking lots of pics there..then we went down with fears..its really difficult to go down with those steepy hill..but…we took only 25 minutes to go down!!! Amazing rite??

Becoz we slide!!
hahaha..
that’s the secret!at first govinda wanted to throw us down..the easiest way..or they said..just rolling down like the bollywood scene..~vipul’s idea..

After all…I think it’s worth going..
We talk a lot…we laugh a lot..teasing each other and help one another..the trip really bond us..hepi..
although my legs were trembling all the way down…
tired..

sakit kaki…

susah nk jln..

still we got class at two .all of us managed to come..with sleepy and tired faces..hehehe…but peter was being nice during the lecturer..he saw me slept and yet he just gve a friendly smile..i hope it is friendly..how would u noe rite?? Kan?kan? tah2 die kutuk saye…hoho…

Today, no class…so I’m here..in the library…searching online journal for my coursework.. The deadline is next month but I want to finish it early so later I have more time to study.. lectures notes only have a very basic information…have to look some more…

Oww ya…vipul jakun gile tgk pokok klape sawit ngan getah…klaka je..n the class tag line is AWESOME…. Huh…

I miss to say APEKAH?
HARUS..
MOTIF?
HELLO??
OMG!!
OMIGORDABELLA!!
YA AMPUN!!!
X GUNE!!!
SUDALA….
CISS!!
KO HENGAT KO TUH CHANTEKK SANGAT??

Lawi called me las nyte..rindu lawi..rindu rakan2..rindu college…
I wish I can again go back proudly to the beloved college..attending classes… participating in lots of sakit hati, penat, unforgettable and sgt hepi events…

I miss everyone….
Nk masuk clg dgn korg sume again bole?? =)
Doraemon!! I want to borrow your pintu ajaib please……

I miss home too…
I just want to hug ibu and cry on her lap..

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

lepas raye..

hohohoho..arini ari selase..
smalam ari isnin..
esok ari rabu..

so..nk cite pasal smalam dulu..

smalam...a.k.a isnin..
saye bgn awal..kul 5 cenggitu..pastuh stadi la..sbb da cuti raye bape ari.satu buku pon xbkak..so saye pon dgn semangat yg baru dapat...hohoho..pon stadi..

tp byk men game je dr stadi..hohohoho.....utih la..sape suh xdelete game???hehehe..

men game slame beberape jam....
pastuh sambung stadi blk..tgk2 da pkl 9.45 ..peh tuh saye msg classmate..

saye- huda, arini xde class kn?? ganti class petang je kn??
huda yg teros mengecol saye- eyh fiza..ade class la..kitorg da sampai da..yg klas ptg pon ade..class pagi xcancel.

saye- argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

make saye pon teros le..kelam kabut tukar baju...carik baju yg xyah gosok..klam kabut gosok tudung..cari notes....kemas pencil case..carik spec ngan kunci rumah..bilik saye trus jd cam sarang hamster..n xsempat mandi pon.....hohohohohoho....

ahahhahahaha....da xsempat kn??

da la saye kne jalan..kne nek bukit plak tuh..tinggi taw..cam nk pengsan saye lari..huhu..marathon gile..pakcik guard tuh dok gelak je..ciss...

setelah saye lari cam nk kne kejo ngan anjing...saye pon samapai kt class kol 10:03 minit...
lecture da stat 5minit awal..hamek ko fiza...da la xfhm ape..
masok2 je si huda n khai da pegang hidung..

cam tetawu je saye xmandi...
takmau memalukan diri..
saye pon mengeluarkan statement yg a white lie...
hohoho..
saye ckp saye baru sampai pg td kol 9 sengah..ahahahha..
padehal da sampai semalam lg..hohoh0..

nway.tula...men game lg...da g klas xmandi..nsb bek arituh hujan..xde le saye busuk...i da sembur perfume byk2 occay....

ptg pon ade klas..adey.....da la aribidopsis xfhm...
nsbbek yg topic ptg nyh ok sket..
owh ya....
tym nk blk...saye jupe abg imam palestine yg hot ittew..hohohoho...
pastuh tym lunch saye kne lari blk rumah amek purse sbb kne bayo accomodation..xgune...padan muke saye..abes allowance ibu bg..da la felda xmasokkn lg..xgune hencik felda...

arini....

ade class fr 10 to 5...
ngantuk gile class...

td bgn awal..revise topik arini ngan las week..owh...saye dah jatuh chenta dgn plant propagation...

xsabar nk wat practical..
yg plg penting..arini club registration!!!!

saye masok club..
clubbing n nite club!!! hohohohoho!!!!!!! motif??

hahaha..xla....
masok nature club, chess ngan islamic society..

cite penting...
tym nk register isoc...
saye tym tuh tgh survey club ape nk masok..
then nampak ade satu table tuh tepi die ade tampal islamaic society beso2..
saye pon dgn yakin tros je g kat meje tuh...
skali ade abang imam palestine ngan abang msia kt meje tuh..
hohohoho...
abang imamku yg hot.....huhuhu....
saye pon sign up je la..
sedap2 saye tgh tulis tetibe je ade org panggil name saye...

suare misteri nusantara- fiza..fiza..
govinda- eyh fiza, u should dign up kat girls table la...

hohohohoho....omirgodabell!!!!!!
saye pusing kanan..saye tgk ade kakak2 muslim kt meje satu lg..meje muslimat...ohohohoho..diorg sengeh je...

malu nk mati!!!!1
dgn ketebalan muke 5mm..saye pon angkat le kertas tuh pegi meje perempuan..
ho...da tuh saye siap lupe uni email address plak tuh..wat malu je...

saye- owh..kat sini ke?xprasan la...
kak saida- hehehe..kat sane pon xpe..
saye teros g kat meje abg imam..saye pon xtaw ape motif saye g situ..hoho
pastuh lupe email..dtg blk kt meje muslimat...

saye-lupe email la....huhu
kak saida- ha..igt blk..

setelah memakse neuron berfungsi..make saye pon berjaye igt email saye..hehehe..
pastuh kne bayo rm5..

saye- kne bayar kt mane??sini ke sane??
kak saida- sini pon xpe..
saye- paper??hantar blk ek??
kak saida- aah..pen pon..

saye dgn muke yg semakin tebal pon menghantar le pen ittew..dgn kertas yg ade name muslimin..ohohohohohoho...

sgt malu....
nape la mende2 cenggini slalu jadi kt saye dpn mereke?? konfusi...
jatuh saham saye depan abang imam palestine..ciss....

esok...
kne pakse g hill climbing kat broga.. its free..but still...xgune pnye classmate...da la kul 8 pg..huwa....malas.....

doakan saye slamat berbukit esok...
nk blk basuh baju ngan study!!!adios!!!

owh..lupe nk cite...
las nite..me n fadz kill our time by inventing our own antenna using broomstick and dawai halus we found downstairs..
it works occay....
makes rtm 2 goes better..with sound and semut2 halus..but this time is nano semut..and without the colour...8tv...dont mention....xgune..name je tv mahal...ciss....