yay!!

yay!!!

next wik blk rumah! saye xkire!

assignment byk gile menjuta tapi saye nk blk gak!!!

nk blk! nk blk!!

kerje meje saye -

plant science dissertation- 4000 words

applied entomology- 1500 words

microbiology- lab report yg pening! result saye tah ape2.... ciss....
tp nyh lat lab report..so kne maintain! dis tym saye nk dpt 95 plak! muahahahahahaha! tawun depan paper bley jadi sample kat junior! huhuhuuu......

govinda! dont b so jealous occay! miss christina likes me more! though i dont show off in lab like YOU! muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

*hepi*

owh nway...

ari kames arituh besday papa am!!

ohohoho..saye hengat besday papa am bln 4! rupenye bln nyh..wahahahahaha....
tu pon anak die yg call bg taw...

ohoohohoho..nsb bek si alia tuh bg taw.....klu x wat malu je..huhuhu....

so..

epi belated bday sir!!! muah..muah!!

result..

feel bad...

i set too high n put more hope i guess...

will ayah, ibu, utih n alem b hepi wif tat?
i wonder...

got 2nd class upper...
but still...
not tat im not grateful o wat....

thing is...

yeah....

i cant get more...
IF i study a bit harder n not 2 wiks b4 exam...

good thing also..
i learn sumtine...

huhu...

pray harder next time!

a cinderella story!!

owh!! lamenye xtulis!!! rindu..rindu!!!

dis sem byk lab!! byk kali da men ngan bacteria!!uhuhuhuu..saye suke lab!!! sbb lab microbiology saye result die slalu cun!! muahahahahaha!!!

nyh spreading plate saye!! yg tompok2 kale putih tuh E.coli...



ni plak phenol red broth...yg no 2 tuh kale die kuning sbb ade e.coli... yg no 1 tuh control... kale die xtuka.. maknenye saye hebat dlm megaplikasikan sterile techniques tym xperiment..huhu..saye sgt riak..ahahahahaha....

saye nk letak pic saye dlm lab...tp pic tuh xcun...pastuh everytime nk upload..sure xbley...
saye rase cam seorg professor bile tgk pic tuh..muahahahahaha.....
nway..pic tuh disnap oleh mamat gelap kat class saye...

owh...saye ade cite best pasal mamat gelap nyh... name die st*phen...
ari2 hencik gelap nyh kacau saye!! tension taw!!! saye rase beliau suke saye! bukan saye je yg saje2 rase...tp kawan2 saye pon kate ye!!ini membuatkan saye tension habis terhadap hencik gelap itteww!! beliau menjadikan saye rase geli meli sepanjang ari!!

ade ke beliau ajak saye g balik n*geria tym summer holiday!! beliau cakap, beliau sudi membayar tiket dan menanggung perbelanjaan saye di sane..termasuk makan, penginapan dan perbelanjaan.... cik f*lda pon xsudi n hantar saye..hehehehe..

mamat gelap nye land far..far..away...
bahkan..
beliau cakap nk bawak saye jumpe menteri kat sane..saye ckp- i'm not somebody..dun hve to bring me to ur minister.. pastuh beliau ckp- but i am sumbody.. muahahaha..pastuh yg pleknye..beliau nk sponsor tiket pegi je..tiket balik beliau xckp pon!!!!!!huwa!

maknenye...
beliau nk kurung saye kt niger*a!!!!! da tuh..bkn sekali je beliau ajak..... da 3 kali occay!!!!!
huhuhuhuhu.....sgt scary......

pastuh kan..eberytime saye borak2 ngan classmate saye yg berchromosome xy, beliau musti nk nyebok..arituh saye panggil aaron...pastuh beliau pon panggil aaron gak..huwa...

bile saye buli govinda or bile govinda buli saye..
mamat gelap nyh mesti dtg dekat2 pastuh die ckp- govi..govi.. wat did u do 2 fiza man.... i kill u..

bikle saye nk blasah govinda mamat nyh dtg pastuh ckp klu saye nk blasah govinda gemuk, beliau pon nk join skali.. dlm lab..lab partner saye ialah govinda si gemuk dan buncit..so bile lab je mamat gelap tuh mesti dtg kacau saye..tarik kerusi saye la....panggil2 saye la... pastuh ckp nk bunuh govinda la...

haih!!!!
pastuh bile govinda buli saye..saye akan threaten govida..saye ckp- i'l tell st*phen.. so govinda xbrani kacau saye da...uhuhuhhuhuh.... seronok!! seronok!!

tp...
mamat gelap tuh yg kacau saye..eee.....rimas taw....
da tuh die siap cakap lg... in a year...he will marry a MALAYSIAN!! owh...
everytime die g semenyih dgn bobby n govinda gemuk, n saye xde dgn diorg..die mesti marah2..tanye knape saye xikut die..haih.....

arituh..tym lab..saye tension sgt ngan mamat gelap tuh..pastuh saye ckp- steph*n, i'm really sorie... but i have boyfren alreadi...but...we can stil be fren of cos....
sambil wat muke simpati kat hencik gelap tuh..

pastuh die tanye..sape boyfren saye.. saye ckp he is a malay guy...but not here!
tp die xpuas ati mati jugak....

saye rase nk sepak je muke die arituh....tension je....e.....xsuke!!!!!

hello mr steph*n....
i'm hepi wif my life now..
i dun need ur big castle...
u r not prince charming of miss cinderella...
cinderella is locally made....and u r from the kingdom of far..faaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr away...


running away from weird prince of land far..far..away...

plus...the shoe tat u bring is not my size..n its prada!
cinderella's fairy god mother is not filthy rich to get a prada shoes...
fairy god mother use local brand...not imported ones... yeah.. she use jimmy choo's! muahahaahahhahahahaaha......

its a hepily NEVER after story!!!

-the end-

tag fr dr firdaus amaran!!

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you're supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 (!) people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

1- saye rase firdaus amaran xde keje len nk mengtag org je...xpon saye rase beliau rindu saye! hahahahaha!!!!!

2- tiap2 ari masuk clas saye mesti cakap saye hot!!muahahaha.. smalam..sbb saye xbley control ke'hot'an saye...make saye dah rosakkan aircond faculty of science..muahahahaha...

3- kini..saye rase bersalah menjuta sbb jadi hot..saye xrase saye hot da..tapi saye rase saye cun!! muahahahahaha!!!!!

4- everytime ade lab yg gune microscope... saye sgt rase saye mcm seorg professor..xpon tgh keje ngan grissom kat vegas crime lab..uhuhuhuhuhu......

5- ari2 tym masuk kitchen..saye rase nk bakar je bilik kakak vietnam tuh..gune dapur xreti nk kemas..siput.tenuk..tapir...tp..saye xbley bakar bilik die...sbb bilik saye atas bilik beliau..hu....so..bunuh saje! muahahahhahaha...

6- tiap2 ari saye rase makin nk bunuh mr govinda!

7- saye rase papa am sgt hot! ahahahahahaha..

8- bile igt pasal f*lda..saye rase nk bakar je rumah hencik2 yg wat decision nk terminate saye tuh..tenuk...

9- saye x reti bawak beskal..sape tawu..meh ajar saye!!! arituh ck, wan yi ngan li chin ajar saye..tp xley cycle gak..huwa!!!!

10- tiap2 kali saye blajar bawak beskal..mesti ade budak2 kecik lalu bawak beskal pastuh wat muke plek kat saye..kt kolej pon same!!! siput!

11- saye rase kehebatan memasak saye da makin berkurangan..owh..n im sick of my food!! huwa...someone!! cook for me please!!! huwa....

12- i luv to hug people!! esp ibu n ayah...n perut ayah...hahahaha...

13- saye suke makan!!!

14- saye xmakan sayur kaler hijau... klorofil xbes!! saye makan sayur kaler hijau if ayah..ibu ..alem yg suapkan..huhuhuhuhuhu.....

15- evrytime clasmate saye discus nk wat field trip kat mane... saye mesti cakap- ZOO NEGARA!!!

15- dari kecik lagi saye nk peluk lion!! hu..... pastuh nk dukung orang utan! owh!!!

16- tym 1st masuk uni..saye bercite2 nk jadi ayu...tp....xpnah jadi2 pon..huwa...serap betul....im far from ayu! never reach that!! huwa!!!!

17- saye xrase saye bising...or loud..tapi..da 3 classmate saye cakap- fiza,i can hear your voice from the entrance! no!!!!!!!!!!!

18- saye slalu nk wat liposuction!!! tp xde sugardedi nk sponsor! ohoohhohoohohoo...

19- saye tak taw senyum!!! tp saye tawu ketawe....

20- evrytime i laugh..tears will come down...hohohoho... alem n utih pon macam tuh..genetics...

21- saye suke ckp muah..muah..muah..kat kawan2...huhuhuuhuu...

22- saye slalu mimpi plek2...arituh saye mimpi jadi power rangers kaler pink..tolong shin chan! hohohohoho...

23- saye suke tgk katun!!

24- tym kecik2..saye suke bace buku teks abang saye! hahahaha....tp skang saye da malas..owh..

25- saye nk beli ladang! saye nk ade lab sendiri!! saye nk ade company sendiri yg kaye raye menjuta..so bley tolong org len...pastuh saye nk bg scholarship..pastuh saye nk bg sholarship kat anak2 hencik2 f*lda yg terminate saye tuh..pastuh..tetibe je terminatekan contract diorg sesuke ati perut usus dan limpa saye!! padan muke!!! muahahahahahhahahhaha!

26- saye rase saye kejam1 tapi saye xkisah!! ahahhahahahahah..

saye da tulis terlebey2....xkisah jugak!!!
saye nk suruh cik sorayayayayyaya..cik wan belfast..cik kim..cik syara..cik pija..kak akma...cik nizam...dan rakan makan.......tulis jgn xtulis!! saye nk g makan! bye!! muah..muah!!

new sem!!

hola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

baru abes 1st week of 2nd sem!!!
class saye 3 ari je seminggu..huhuhuhuu..
tapi coursework banyak nk menjuta....

kne wat journal 4000 words!!!!
owh mati la!!!!!!!
da la tajuk die yg saye hamek nyh pening gak...
the impact of climate change on commercial and underutilized crop plants- winners and losers?

ha....sape nk bg idea letak2 la kat comment tuh..saye pon pening gak nyh....xtaw ape nk tulis..nsb bek dgn dr festo...uhuhuhuhu.....saye akan gode beliau..uhuhuhu....
arituh una dear cal..rindu anda..papa am juge..muah..muah...haih...

nway...
saye letih la..nnt la sambung post..banyak bende nk cite...later la...owh...saye malas....
saye letih..
saye ade lab report...
saye kene masak...
saye selsema...
saye batuk..
saye demam...
saye rase xbes...
saye rase nak bakar pejabat f*lda kl....
saye rase nk blasah je kakak2 vietnam yg pengotor nk mati tuh...penat2 kitorg bersihkan kitchen tuh pai bekilat pai ble tgk muke sndiri..pastuh da masak dapur jd kotor gile nak mati!! pinggan tanak basuh..counter tanak lap..lantai kotor nk mati.pintu tanak tutup...
owh!!!! saye geli nk gune dapur!!!huwa!!!!!
vodoo mereke jadi org gaji baru taw..eee......kotor gile!! siput..tenuk..tapir...cipan paye!!

k...saye malas tulis....
bye....