Friday, February 20, 2009

a cinderella story!!

owh!! lamenye xtulis!!! rindu..rindu!!!

dis sem byk lab!! byk kali da men ngan bacteria!!uhuhuhuu..saye suke lab!!! sbb lab microbiology saye result die slalu cun!! muahahahahaha!!!

nyh spreading plate saye!! yg tompok2 kale putih tuh E.coli...



ni plak phenol red broth...yg no 2 tuh kale die kuning sbb ade e.coli... yg no 1 tuh control... kale die xtuka.. maknenye saye hebat dlm megaplikasikan sterile techniques tym xperiment..huhu..saye sgt riak..ahahahahaha....

saye nk letak pic saye dlm lab...tp pic tuh xcun...pastuh everytime nk upload..sure xbley...
saye rase cam seorg professor bile tgk pic tuh..muahahahahaha.....
nway..pic tuh disnap oleh mamat gelap kat class saye...

owh...saye ade cite best pasal mamat gelap nyh... name die st*phen...
ari2 hencik gelap nyh kacau saye!! tension taw!!! saye rase beliau suke saye! bukan saye je yg saje2 rase...tp kawan2 saye pon kate ye!!ini membuatkan saye tension habis terhadap hencik gelap itteww!! beliau menjadikan saye rase geli meli sepanjang ari!!

ade ke beliau ajak saye g balik n*geria tym summer holiday!! beliau cakap, beliau sudi membayar tiket dan menanggung perbelanjaan saye di sane..termasuk makan, penginapan dan perbelanjaan.... cik f*lda pon xsudi n hantar saye..hehehehe..

mamat gelap nye land far..far..away...
bahkan..
beliau cakap nk bawak saye jumpe menteri kat sane..saye ckp- i'm not somebody..dun hve to bring me to ur minister.. pastuh beliau ckp- but i am sumbody.. muahahaha..pastuh yg pleknye..beliau nk sponsor tiket pegi je..tiket balik beliau xckp pon!!!!!!huwa!

maknenye...
beliau nk kurung saye kt niger*a!!!!! da tuh..bkn sekali je beliau ajak..... da 3 kali occay!!!!!
huhuhuhuhu.....sgt scary......

pastuh kan..eberytime saye borak2 ngan classmate saye yg berchromosome xy, beliau musti nk nyebok..arituh saye panggil aaron...pastuh beliau pon panggil aaron gak..huwa...

bile saye buli govinda or bile govinda buli saye..
mamat gelap nyh mesti dtg dekat2 pastuh die ckp- govi..govi.. wat did u do 2 fiza man.... i kill u..

bikle saye nk blasah govinda mamat nyh dtg pastuh ckp klu saye nk blasah govinda gemuk, beliau pon nk join skali.. dlm lab..lab partner saye ialah govinda si gemuk dan buncit..so bile lab je mamat gelap tuh mesti dtg kacau saye..tarik kerusi saye la....panggil2 saye la... pastuh ckp nk bunuh govinda la...

haih!!!!
pastuh bile govinda buli saye..saye akan threaten govida..saye ckp- i'l tell st*phen.. so govinda xbrani kacau saye da...uhuhuhhuhuh.... seronok!! seronok!!

tp...
mamat gelap tuh yg kacau saye..eee.....rimas taw....
da tuh die siap cakap lg... in a year...he will marry a MALAYSIAN!! owh...
everytime die g semenyih dgn bobby n govinda gemuk, n saye xde dgn diorg..die mesti marah2..tanye knape saye xikut die..haih.....

arituh..tym lab..saye tension sgt ngan mamat gelap tuh..pastuh saye ckp- steph*n, i'm really sorie... but i have boyfren alreadi...but...we can stil be fren of cos....
sambil wat muke simpati kat hencik gelap tuh..

pastuh die tanye..sape boyfren saye.. saye ckp he is a malay guy...but not here!
tp die xpuas ati mati jugak....

saye rase nk sepak je muke die arituh....tension je....e.....xsuke!!!!!

hello mr steph*n....
i'm hepi wif my life now..
i dun need ur big castle...
u r not prince charming of miss cinderella...
cinderella is locally made....and u r from the kingdom of far..faaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr away...


running away from weird prince of land far..far..away...

plus...the shoe tat u bring is not my size..n its prada!
cinderella's fairy god mother is not filthy rich to get a prada shoes...
fairy god mother use local brand...not imported ones... yeah.. she use jimmy choo's! muahahaahahhahahahaaha......

its a hepily NEVER after story!!!

-the end-

9 comments:

the game said...

OMG Fiza,matilaaaa kamoo a blak nk dtg meminang!!!Jd permaisuri Negeria la ko.Huhuhu.

Jimmy Choo is bloody expensive!

cikqueen said...

dr firdaus amaran....

i noe its damn expensive but at least its MALAYSIAN brand....

not INTERNATIONAL!!!!

sugar dedi gittew! muahahahahaha..

mazzein said...

hahahaha
fiza diganggu..
abis ler
kne blaja silat pasnie
pertahankan diri anda,,
hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

ape? fiza nak berhijrah ke nigeria? bagusla..boleh pidah melawat sebab nak g safari..huhu

btw, saya pun sangat suka experiment microbiology dan bermain-main dengan bacteria nih..seronok kan buat streak plate..terasa macam dirasuk semangat biotechnologist professional sangat..hehe

Nazri Awang said...

lol...lawak tul la ko ni fiza..muahahahha...apa kata ko terima aje pinangan mamat black itu?...muahahhaha...seswai ape..ngeh3..

Soraya said...

OMG FIZA... awak attract mamat gelap melap ker.. haiyoyo.. HAHHAHA lawak siut kite baca. BUT I SOOOO CAN TELL how geli meli u'll be when he kacau u!!! hahaha kalau awak ada kat chalte mesti dah cam.. "OMG KORANG!" hahahha. tapi kan wak.. a bit scary siut mamat tuh. huhu. be careful yea! tc! muah muah

cikqueen said...

nizam!!

bukan stakat silat je..
taekwando, tai chi, silambam, karate, aikido pon saye sanggup nk blajar!! huwa!!! so scared!!

pidah!!
no way! im not going to nigeria!! never!!! nanti jadi macam gloria jumpe moto moto! owh god!!!
pidah xyah g safari kat sane! fza sponsor g night safari kat zoo taiping! muahahahahaha!!

nazri!!!
xgune!! siape kate sesuai?? xmau la!! no!! huwa!!!!

cikqueen said...

sora!!!!

god knows everything!!
now my classmate making fun of it!!
owh!!!
im deeply miss to say tat!!!
huwa!!!
sgt geli occay!! fiza takut gile! n evrytime e=he come near me, i wish i can just giv him a slap and go away..but d thing is i cant!! owh sora!! sgt geli meli!!!! huwa!!!

the game said...

You can seek for restriction order...Or report it to the higher-ups.Tp I kinda agree with Pidah.Kalo ko kt Nigeria,senang r ak nk bwat volunteer work kt sner.Amek je la offer tu.Hua3.